Christians and Republicans
RNC chair: guys we need to brainstorm ideas on how to make everyone instantly forget Trump is a convicted rapist, felon, and pedo-file with a handful of other cases still pending. No matter how crazy we will give it a shot... umm, wait, say that last part again...
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Christians in America: just because he cheated on his third wife with a porn star then lied and falsified records about it so he could steal an election, brags about molesting women, was convicted of rape, and had more rides on Epstein's plane than anyone; he is a true Christian and treated way worse than Jesus.
GOD: what?
